Four solid weeks of law school and I’m still standing. Must give credit where credit’s due. BREAKING: we’re all gonna die!! Ninja School of Law has announced a special swine flu policy for this semester. Basically, they’ve realized that the current policy of allowing five absences before your grade gets docked will result in people [...]
Did you know that there was a swine flu outbreak in the 1970s? The government panicked and a massive vaccination program was launched. Here is a taste of the government propaganda that was disseminated at that time in order to frighten everyone into getting the flu vaccine. Hat tip: @allahpundit Scary, huh? If you saw [...]
So have you gone and purchased a lifetime supply of facemasks yet? Apparently, they’re needed. The United States now has 45 confirmed cases of the swine flu. 45!! Well, don’t just stand there — run, don’t walk, to your nearest home improvement store and get an entire box of these things. Okay, I’m kidding. Wait [...]
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Victim’s Brother of the Day: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here”: Antoine Dodson will save us all.
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