A few, however, are not.

I’ve seen people playing all sorts of games. Sometimes people check their email or other news websites. By far the most annoying thing is the people who type notes back and forth to the person seated next to them in big, bold font so that everybody behind them can read speculation on whether Professor Contracts ever gets to go on a date, or how ugly someone else’s boyfriend is, or whether someone is having a hard time staying awake, etc.

Aren’t we supposed to be adults here?

This isn’t to say that an occasional brain deviation from the lecture isn’t normal. My mind wanders, too. But really? You want to write notes back and forth to each other on your computer screen when at least half the class is sitting behind you reading every word? Because it’s literally impossible not to read it. Once you know they’re typing messages, you can’t make yourself not look. You have to. It’s a reflex or an impulse or something completely involuntary. And then you spend the rest of the class time being irritated on at least five different levels because of this nonsense.

/end rant

Plus, you just never know who’s looking over your shoulder. That’s what these legislators in Connecticut found out after the Associated Press published this photo of them playing solitaire during a budget debate.

Oops.

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From the Secular Right blog, a post on Right Wing Identity Politics

Dahlia Lithwick over at Slate explains how Sarah Palin was Lost in Translation

At Reason magazine’s online site, Cathy Young tells us why Palin is Not the Answer

And finally, one of my favorite columnists of all, Peggy Noonan, bids A Farewell to Harms in her Wall Street Journal column.

Read and enjoy!

Well. This little bombshell set off quite a bit of speculation about the real reason(s) for her resignation. The announcement that she wasn’t going to run for reelection wasn’t much of a surprise to anybody, as she was expected to run for the Republican nomination for President in 2012. But resigning with 18 months to go in her first and only term as Governor? Perhaps she or someone in her immediate family is experiencing some health problems that require her full attention? Perhaps there’s a major scandal brewing just under the surface and her resignation is a preemptive strike? Perhaps she’s wanting to relocate her family to the mainland and focus on networking and fundraising in preparation for her nomination bid?

Whatever. It’s her stated reason for resigning that has me so demoralized. Guess whose fault it is, she claims, that she can’t govern any more? Her opponents. Oh, and also the media.

Without a doubt, Sarah Palin was treated unfairly by the media when she was the Republican Vice Presidential candidate and she continues to be skewered, though she brings some criticism upon herself by maintaining this anti-intellectual persona she’s got going, whether it’s genuine or not (I suspect it’s genuine). And the attacks on her kids, especially that hideous distortion of Baby Trig that made the rounds (which I won’t even link to here – it’s that disgusting), are way, way out of bounds. This I will stipulate without reservation.

You know what my parents used to tell me about these kinds of situations? Life isn’t a bowl of cherries. Life isn’t fair.

When women enter the national political arena, they’re going to be held to a different standard. This is certainly not fair or right, but it’s the reality. Just ask Hillary Clinton about how fairly she was treated during the last election. The way the media treated Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton was different, but it was unfair in each case. So much focus on outfits, makeup, cankles, legs, skirt length, neckline plunges, haircuts and hairstyles, etc. It’s ridiculous. It’s also a known, predictable entity.

So for Sarah Palin to stand up there and say basically that she’s getting out of the kitchen because she can’t take the heat makes me sick to my stomach. She had no business on the national stage in the first place. She wasn’t ready for the big game. Today she has fueled the fears of some that a woman isn’t strong enough to be President, that she can’t make the tough decisions, that she can’t govern effectively with a family, that she is weak. Today Sarah Palin has single-handedly repaired way too many of those 18 million cracks that Hillary Clinton put in the glass ceiling. I say goodbye, and good riddance.

About two months ago, I noted that the Obama administration had outdone the Romanov dynasty as far as czar appointments go. Well, apparently they didn’t want to simply top the record; they want to smash the record to pieces. New this week: a compensation czar to determine just how much executives of bailed-out companies should be paid. Next up: a calorie consumption czar!

Also, it is with sadness that I must announce a disheartening lack of applicants for my previously posted job openings for my various and sundry personal czars. Service, people! It’s about service!

Now, in case your attention span won’t allow you to watch this video in its entirety, let me sum it up for you. You remember Senator Arlen Specter, right? He’s the one who just switched parties to become a Democrat after being elected as a Republican. Oh yeah, now you remember. Well, do you remember back in 2001 when Senator Jim Jeffords of Vermont did the same thing and switched parties? Remember all the outrage and sadneses it caused? Turns out that our good friend Arlen Specter was so terribly disappointed and disgusted with this move that he gave a speech about it on the Senate floor, in which he announced his intention to propose a rule change that would prohibit senators from changing parties in mid session. Wait… what? Yep, you read that right. In 2001, Senator Arlen Specter, the king of party switching, was so repulsed by this idea in 2001 that he wanted to outlaw it. Please pay close attention to the part around 5 minutes in where he espouses his belief that the organizational vote “belongs to the party which supported my election.” Also, around 7:15 or so, he starts talking about party switching for personal benefit. You’ll remember that Arlen Specter’s stated reason for switching parties a couple of weeks ago was given by him explicitly as being one of personal expedience so that he might keep his cushy job in the Senate.

So, to sum up, Senator Specter was against party switching before he was for it. Got it?

*The title of this post is the answer to the question: How do you tell if a politician is lying?

*sound of brakes slamming*

Did he just say “articulate,” as in “expressing oneself easily in clear and effective language?” Perhaps El Rushbo hasn’t seen this version of Sarah Palin’s Greatest Hits:

Now, if this is the Republicans’ most articulate voice, methinks they’ve got a bit of trouble on the horizon. There’s no doubt Sarah Palin has some raw political talent and charisma, as evidenced by her speech at the Republican National Convention (watch it here), but she seriously needs to spend the next 3 years with her head in a book before she comes back out onto the national stage.

Youbetchya.

“What is the main purpose or goal of a politician?”

A whole bunch of students would then raise their hands with answers like “making a change” or “enacting meaningful legislation” or — strangely enough — “representing the people who elected you.”

This professor would politely listen to all the naive, incorrect responses until all the students gave up, and then he would give them the correct answer.

“The only goal of a politician is winning.”

I took two classes from this professor, so of course I wasn’t surprised when Senator Arlen Specter announced that he was officially leaving the Republican Party to join the Democratic Party. I say “officially” because anybody who knows anything about this guy’s voting record hasn’t considered him to be the posterboy for Republicans in… well, ever.

What’s refreshing and amusing to me is that nobody is really trying to hide the true nature of this switch. It’s about winning, folks, and everybody knows it, and now it’s not even a secret anymore! Specter saw the writing on the wall, which told him that he was bound to lose the Republican primary in Pennsylvania in 2010. That’s it. Of course, there’s the obligatory castigation of the right-wing extremists who’ve taken over the party and… and… provided a bunch of new entitlement programs, voted to bail out a bunch of banks, and made a bigger disaster of our education system and our foreign policy. Did I say right-wing extremists? Well, whatever.

Other Republicans, though, are doing a great job of feigning their utter disgust at this treacherous, traiterous, nakedly political ploy by the senator. How dare this politician play politics, of all things!! In truth, this doesn’t change that much as far as votes go. Specter was never a reliable Republican vote, and I’m guessing he won’t be a very reliable Democratic vote, either.

You can expect this same brilliant efficiency to be applied to the healthcare system once the government takes it over, too. Yes, you can.

So AIG had long ago written contracts with some of its higher paid executives in which they were asked to work for an annual salary of $1 per year, with the promise of bonuses to be paid in March 2009. The stated purpose of this was to retain the services of those who would be most able to lead AIG out of its huge pit of quicksand. It’s actually a decent argument. After all, if you were a competent person at the top of AIG and you knew first-hand what a house of cards it really was, wouldn’t you want to leave when the cards started to tumble? And besides, who really wants to work for $1 per year for a company whose name has become synonymous with “pile of crap?”

Now, even though it’s currently the trendy thing to deny any knowledge of said contracts and to simultaneously express disgust and outrage at the payment of these contractually obligatory bonuses, somebody somewhere stuck that provision into the “stimulus” package. Exactly who did it and at whose behest is up for grabs at the moment, and it really doesn’t even matter that much. The point is this: The stimulus package that nobody had time to read, that emergency spending measure that was supposed to stimulate the economy and get it moving again to avoid the meltdown — remember it? Anybody who voted for it, and certainly the messiah who signed it into law, now has proverbial blood on his hands, whether they read the thing or not. Their votes and signatures are endorsements of whatever was in that bloated bill. But, again, I digress.

So the media picks up on these bonus payments by AIG to some of its top executives, which, as previously noted, totaled $165 million, or less than 0.1% of the amount of the taxpayer dollars that AIG has received. Obviously this doesn’t look good, and the public is outraged that their dollars are being used to pay giant sums of money to people who apparently aren’t very good at their jobs. Congresspeeps, sensing a ripe opportunity for their favorite activity, grandstanding, decide to levy an astounding 90% tax on that bonus money, which effectively amounts to a bill of attainder, which is, of course, clearly unconstitutional and illegal. And stupid, too.

Here is the relevant part of the Constitution. Article I, Section 9, Clause 3 says that “No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, nor any law impairing the obligation of contracts, shall ever be passed, and no conviction shall work corruption of blood or forfeiture of estate.”

Now, I’m not a lawyer (yet), but it seems to me to be pretty clear. There are a ton of lawyers in Congress, and how they can reconcile their 90% bonus tax with the Constitution is beyond me. AIG had negotiated these contracts — whether anybody else likes them or not — and they had to be honored. We can’t have the federal government coming in and tearing up contracts made between two consenting entities just because they become unpopular. If the government wanted to negate the bonus contracts, they should have let AIG go bankrupt. The fact that AIG needed a bailout at all proves that maybe, just maybe, there are some money management problems there, so no one should be surprised when AIG does some stupid things with taxpayer dollars. Nevertheless, under pressure from Congress, the White House, the media, and buses full of angry mobs, some of these AIG executives have agreed to give back at least a portion of their bonus money.

But not Jake DeSantis. Channeling Ayn Rand, Mr. DeSantis submitted his resignation letter not only to Edward Liddy, CEO of AIG (who is also working for $1 per year), but also to the New York Times for publication on today’s editorial page and for the enjoyment of all. The full two-page letter can be found here, and it’s really worth the read if you have time, but here are a few of my favorite excerpts (emphasis added):

DEAR Mr. Liddy,

It is with deep regret that I submit my notice of resignation from A.I.G. Financial Products. I hope you take the time to read this entire letter…

…I was in no way involved in — or responsible for — the credit default swap transactions that have hamstrung A.I.G. Nor were more than a handful of the 400 current employees of A.I.G.-F.P. Most of those responsible have left the company and have conspicuously escaped the public outrage.

…I can no longer effectively perform my duties in this dysfunctional environment, nor am I being paid to do so. Like you, I was asked to work for an annual salary of $1, and I agreed out of a sense of duty to the company and to the public officials who have come to its aid. Having now been let down by both, I can no longer justify spending 10, 12, 14 hours a day away from my family for the benefit of those who have let me down.

…I am disappointed and frustrated over your lack of support for us. I and many others in the unit feel betrayed that you failed to stand up for us in the face of untrue and unfair accusations from certain members of Congress last Wednesday and from the press over our retention payments, and that you didn’t defend us against the baseless and reckless comments made by the attorneys general of New York and Connecticut.

My guess is that in October, when you learned of these retention contracts, you realized that the employees of the financial products unit needed some incentive to stay and that the contracts, being both ethical and useful, should be left to stand. That’s probably why A.I.G. management assured us on three occasions during that month that the company would “live up to its commitment” to honor the contract guarantees.

…At no time during the past six months that you have been leading A.I.G. did you ask us to revise, renegotiate or break these contracts — until several hours before your appearance last week before Congress.

…You’ve now asked the current employees of A.I.G.-F.P. to repay these earnings.

…As most of us have done nothing wrong, guilt is not a motivation to surrender our earnings. We have worked 12 long months under these contracts and now deserve to be paid as promised. None of us should be cheated of our payments any more than a plumber should be cheated after he has fixed the pipes but a careless electrician causes a fire that burns down the house.

Many of the employees have, in the past six months, turned down job offers from more stable employers, based on A.I.G.’s assurances that the contracts would be honored. They are now angry about having been misled by A.I.G.’s promises and are not inclined to return the money as a favor to you.

The only real motivation that anyone at A.I.G.-F.P. now has is fear. Mr. Cuomo has threa
tened to “name and shame,” and his counterpart in Connecticut, Richard Blumenthal, has made similar threats — even though attorneys general are supposed to stand for due process, to conduct trials in courts and not the press.

…I have decided to donate 100 percent of the effective after-tax proceeds of my retention payment directly to organizations that are helping people who are suffering from the global downturn. This is not a tax-deduction gimmick; I simply believe that I at least deserve to dictate how my earnings are spent, and do not want to see them disappear back into the obscurity of A.I.G.’s or the federal government’s budget. Our earnings have caused such a distraction for so many from the more pressing issues our country faces, and I would like to see my share of it benefit those truly in need.

On March 16 I received a payment from A.I.G. amounting to $742,006.40, after taxes. In light of the uncertainty over the ultimate taxation and legal status of this payment, the actual amount I donate may be less — in fact, it may end up being far less if the recent House bill raising the tax on the retention payments to 90 percent stands. Once all the money is donated, you will immediately receive a list of all recipients.

…I’ll continue over the short term to help make sure no balls are dropped, but after what’s happened this past week I can’t remain much longer — there is too much bad blood. I’m not sure how you will greet my resignation, but at least Attorney General Blumenthal should be relieved that I’ll leave under my own power and will not need to be “shoved out the door.”

Sincerely,

Jake DeSantis

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Brilliant.

Love this guy.

Here is his YouTube page. Also, you can follow him on Twitter — I do!