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things I dislike: feet
Obviously, this is merely the first installment in what promises to be a very lengthy series. The list of things I dislike is gargantuan, so there’s a pretty deep well for writing material here. For now, let’s just focus on one offender at a time. Today we’re going to talk about feet. I dislike them [...]
behind the scenes: dance recital weekend
Oh, you guys. YOU GUYS. This weekend is Ninja Kid’s dance recital. I’m not even exaggerating this, either. It’s srs bzns. Okay so here’s some background. Ninja Kid is actually a really good little dancer. She takes tap, ballet, and jazz at this fabulous dance studio here. She started when she was 3. So once [...]
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