Here’s another brilliant way the government plans to ward off a financial meltdown: electric golf carts. Apparently the stimulus package will contain somewhere from $300,000,000 to $600,000,000 of taxpayer dollars with which the federal government plans to purchase electric vehicles, including these precious little golf-cart-looking things. Thank goodness! Our economy is saved!
Once again, I’m baffled. A few months ago, we were told by a breathless Hank Paulson that we were perhaps hours away from a complete financial meltdown, the likes of which we’ve never seen. Remember? They said credit had frozen and it was an impending capital-D-Disaster. And the only way to avert Disaster was for [...]
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Victim’s Brother of the Day: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here”: Antoine Dodson will save us all.
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