• You’d better hope you don’t find a picture of yourself here. If you do, better keep it to yourself.
• Now this is a cute midget.
• Let’s say you have a close relationship with a Trekkie. Now let’s say that said Trekkie expires. You’re responsible for the funeral arrangements. Should you have a burial or a cremation? Either way, you can send your Trekkie to the final frontier in style.
• A public service announcement: the horn. So that’s what it’s for? Hmm. Never use mine. *cough cough*
• And finally, you should take 8 minutes to watch “Red Rabbit,” an animated short by Egmont Mayer. Ninja Kid and I loved it! Everybody’s got a secret, right?

A man lives alone in a small apartment. The little contact he had with other people has dropped to zero since the rabbit appeared. Every attempt to get the rabbit out of his apartment has failed and since he is not sure whether or not pets are allowed in the building, he does not let anybody enter his apartment.

So I’m just going to do a few at a time so as not to overwhelm.

• So, like, what was your favorite ride of all?
  OMG it was totally 1001 Nachts. I LOVED THAT RIDE!
  You loved it, huh? Well, why don’t you marry it then??
  Hey!! Awesome idea!!
• Speaking of amusement parks, check out Environmentaland, which recently opened in Hollywood. Nobody Rides for Free.
• This dude got an unpleasant reminder that it’s not nice to cheat on your wife — with three other women. The woman in the picture needs to get acquainted with a flat iron. All three  women will surely be getting acquainted with the inside of a prison cell. Let’s hope none of their cellies have access to Krazy Glue.
• Apparently, real men wear pink. If by *real men* you mean Brad Pitt and David Beckham. And yes. Yes, I do.
• Happy birthday today to Joseph Carey Merrick, better known as the Elephant Man. That movie made me cry when I was a little girl, and my horribly insensitive father and brother made fun of me endlessly for it. Yes, you two, I do still hold a grudge.
• You probably know that Ninja Kid wants to be a chef. Lately I’ve been extolling the virtues (and positive cash flow!!) of orthodontics. Turns out I’m barking up the wrong tree. Of the 15 most lucrative college majors, 12 of them are engineering degrees. Time to dig out the math flash cards. Drill, baby, drill!
• Finally, stop working overtime already! Wait, what was your name again? Where am I?

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