Well, despite my best efforts, including driving Ninja Kid past the houses mansions of all the wealthy orthodontists in town once a day, she’s still dead-set on becoming a chef. My recruitment efforts will continue unabated, but in the meantime I might as well enjoy myself a little cooking, right? Right. I present Chef Ninja [...]
Ninja Kid wants to be a chef when she grows up. It’s my own damn fault. Instead of letting her watch shows like Top Chef, The Next Food Network Star, and Iron Chef America, I should’ve been making her watch shows like Wealthy Orthodontists of America or Stock Market Genius. Anyway, Ninja Kid also needs [...]
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Victim’s Brother of the Day: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here”: Antoine Dodson will save us all.
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I could sooo get used to this :)
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