Remember the Obamanovs?

About two months ago, I noted that the Obama administration had outdone the Romanov dynasty as far as czar appointments go. Well, apparently they didn’t want to simply top the record; they want to smash the record to pieces. New this week: a compensation czar to determine just how much executives of bailed-out companies should be paid. Next up: a calorie consumption czar!

Also, it is with sadness that I must announce a disheartening lack of applicants for my previously posted job openings for my various and sundry personal czars. Service, people! It’s about service!