The Obamanovs

The Obama administration has officially shattered the Romanovs’ record for czar appointments. That’s quite an achievement! Not to be outdone, Law School Ninja is happy to announce the opening of several czarish positions, effective immediately:

• budget-reconciliation czar: responsible for paying all my bills using his or her own money
• landscape-beautification czar: maintain the grounds here at Law School Ninja HQ (note: candidate must be male and must meet certain standards of physical beauty)
• fuel-restoration czar: ensure that the official Law School Ninja Vehicle is always filled with gasoline
• generosity czar: procure all gifts to be given on behalf of Law School Ninja for birthdays, Christmas, etc.
• clean-clothes czar: in charge of all laundry duties, specifically reducing the size of Laundry Mountain
• allergen-reduction czar: daily housecleaning at Law School Ninja HQ

Successful applicants will exhibit a desire to serve without monetary compensation. In addition, some sort of tax filing or payment deficiency will be a prerequisite for czar appointment.